1. (Source: sexanax, via thestorysohard)


  4. pickyourheartupoffthefloor:





    I only have 4 moods:

    • fuck this
    • fuck that
    • fuck me
    • fuck you

    I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

    • fuck yeah
    • fuck no
    • fuck my life
    • fuck everything

    and don’t forget the inevitable 

    • fuck it

    and for those who have just given up

    • fuck

    this is beautiful

    (via swiftingthrough)


  5. coluring:

    If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

    (Source: tipslip, via shampoo)


  6. abigalmills:

    im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

    (Source: officialinquisitor, via retiredjesus)

  7. wolftea:

    roots and fox 

    (via tattoosandbeyond)

  9. willmcavoy:

    my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

    (Source: jonahryantology, via retiredjesus)

  10. (Source: gruenbergs, via thestorysohard)


  11. cloritos:

    i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

    (Source: jonasbruhs, via swiftingthrough)

  12. joelclementsart:

    What’s your favourite scary movie?

    Quote from Scream (1996)

    Joel Clements

    (via thestorysohard)

  13. kaldannan:


    Puget Sound Garter Snake, is best known for it’s distinct bright blue scales.

    What a pretty baby!

    (via thestorysohard)


    1. 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
    2. 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
    3. 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

  14. When my alarm goes off in the morning